INCENTIVIZE EVERYTHING
If a behavior matters, attach a reward until the behavior knows exactly why it exists.
Convert helpfulness, learning, attendance, referrals, ideas and discretionary effort into points, bonuses and prizes. Continue adding incentives wherever intrinsic interest produces inconveniently inconsistent output. Eventually every worthwhile behavior will have a price.
Reconstructed Handbook series.
Unfortunately, the research…
Claim
Extrinsic rewards can affect intrinsic motivation differently depending on reward type and contingency. Classic meta-analytic evidence found expected tangible and performance-contingent rewards could undermine free-choice intrinsic motivation, while positive feedback could enhance it.
Evidence
A meta-analysis of 128 experiments reported negative average effects of several expected tangible reward contingencies on intrinsic motivation, with important differences across reward forms and populations.
Strength: Strong
Sources
The Directive is satire. The research summary is not. Evidence is stated separately and qualified to the underlying literature rather than treated as proof of the joke.