MAKE THE BONUS ZERO-SUM
Nothing strengthens teamwork like explaining that a colleague's gain requires somebody else's loss.
Create a relative-performance pool with a fixed number of winners. Encourage knowledge sharing, mutual support and enterprise thinking while ensuring that helping another employee may reduce the helper's own probability of receiving the prize.
Reconstructed Handbook series.
Unfortunately, the research…
Claim
Tournament incentives can raise effort, but research also shows that larger prize spreads can increase destructive competitive behavior when sabotage is possible.
Evidence
Controlled experimental evidence found both effort and sabotage increased as tournament wage spreads increased; communication and flatter prize structures reduced sabotage under the study conditions.
Strength: Moderate
Sources
The Directive is satire. The research summary is not. Evidence is stated separately and qualified to the underlying literature rather than treated as proof of the joke.