GIVE THEM WORK THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST
Every organization contains tasks whose strongest business case is that somebody already started doing them.
Assign reports nobody uses, duplicate data entry, avoidable approvals and chores that clearly belong elsewhere. Preserve them because removing a task requires ownership, while continuing it requires only an employee.
Reconstructed Handbook series.
Unfortunately, the research…
Claim
Research on illegitimate tasks distinguishes unnecessary tasks from unreasonable tasks and links both with adverse attitudes, well-being and behavior.
Evidence
A 2026 meta-analysis covering 141 samples and more than 65,000 participants found illegitimate tasks associated with lower satisfaction and engagement, higher burnout and turnover intentions, and several behavioral outcomes.
Strength: Strong
Sources
- Li & Mostafa (2026) — Illegitimate tasks meta-analysis
- Semmer et al. (2015) — Illegitimate tasks as a source of work stress
The Directive is satire. The research summary is not. Evidence is stated separately and qualified to the underlying literature rather than treated as proof of the joke.